What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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