What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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