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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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