Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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I like touching my boobs

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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