A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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shut up kobe!

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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