- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

Justin

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

hi joshua

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Bob Saget

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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