A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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No!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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