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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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I drive a 'rarri

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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