Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What did david give back? Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

I was so fat I went on a diet

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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