How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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