Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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