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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Without geometry life would be pointless

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Who's on first? Garvey.

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