- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Cows are land manatees.

Guest what? Dog

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Stealth baseballs record

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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