- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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