- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Help I'm being raped!

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what tall and looks like a jew?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Your gay

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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