- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What? Yes.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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