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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did? Yes

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Feminism

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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