A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Tough crowd tonight...

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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