Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Logan's gay

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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I? Everett

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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a. why? b. because

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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