What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Your Mother

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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