Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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The game.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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