I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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women rights

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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