- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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