- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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