What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Anti Joke

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