A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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guest what i love pancakes

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