- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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