- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

This is a joke.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Church.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Bark I'm a tree

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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