What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your mom is so nice.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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