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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.