I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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