- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Your mom is so nice.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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