- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mom is so nice.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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