- Anti Joke

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

7+5=12

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

cats are pussies

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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