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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

7+5=12

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.