whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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4 hours later.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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butt sex

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Lindsay Lohan

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Anti Joke

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