How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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haha Otarts was here

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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belly button

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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My mum is called Steve

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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