Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

A midget walked under a bar.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

V I T A M I N C !

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what's white and sticky semen

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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