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Why did the dog die? He was old

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

what's white and sticky semen

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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