- Anti Joke

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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