- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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