- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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