Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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all jokes aside...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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