what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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