- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

A blind man walks into a wall.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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