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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

FUCK THE JEWS

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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