What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Whats white? A fridge

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Republicans

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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