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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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