Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What black and has children A black man

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Its true, he didnt write that!!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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