- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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