Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Cool Brian

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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