- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

i just wrote this so hard

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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