- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White men's rights

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

CAVE JOHNSON.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

i just wrote this so hard

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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