what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

White men's rights

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Your so gay, that you like men!

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

the midget went to the midget store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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