Your dads dead. lol

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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