Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What's your guys names?

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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