What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Refrigerator

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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