Cool Brian

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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