What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Cool Brian

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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