A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What black and has children A black man

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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