whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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women's rights

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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